Maria's not Mexican

We unknowingly took the bus to Taco Bell.

I like funny hats. 

Jason and Miley

We met Lisa at her work party...

This guy was wearing an Armani Exchange t-shirt that looked to be made out of aluminum foil.

Lisa hailed a cab for us in the middle of Houston Street

And this girl makes me feel VERY old...because I am getting there.

Feliz Navidad

Christmas Eve got kicked off with a little Brett Land, Arnold and Cruikshanks. Clearly the excitement level was through the roof. I think I drank a quarter of a beer that night...watch out

Christmas morning!! Baby tree cost a pretty little penny. 

Gifts! We had to use this shot because unfortunately my pony (middle pink) came with an unfortunate deformity perhaps a burn on the top of her nose and she is very conscience of it. She is also losing her hair. Loret's pony is that prize winning purple goddess. Maria's is the nappy head bitch on the right.

Brett was responsible for coffee all day and Loret was in charge of a few different "things" all of which took a backseat to her pony grooming. Maria was in charge of making biscuits, we're still waiting.

Pumpkin spice pancakes, Maria and Loret's Aunt and a Brett Land breakfast beer.

Maria and Loret gave Arnold this sweater for Christmas, he thinks it makes him look thin. I agree.

A little bit of this...

Definitely A LOT of this...

Which inevitably leads to this...Maria at her finest.

Climax.

If ya don't know now ya know....ninja

A taste of the south

This is the Rock Lobster. I woke up one morning to find this gentleman (and I mean gentleman) sleeping on my couch. Without opening an eye or turning his head at all he stuck a sleepy hand in my face and says,  "Nick, hey". The day grew to be quite epic.

This is the conflict

seriously coming soon...

Call in sick!

This is just the beginning of much more to come....BAHBAM!!